I recently have stumbled upon 2 truths: 1)The reason my school has such a high job placement after graduation, and 2) There is more to life than sex (weird coming from me right?). You may not see how these two truths connect, but trust me they do.
Alrighty, truth 1: The reason my school has such a high job placement rate after graduation is because you don’t need a degree to pursue a career in the fashion Industry. This is not just something I pulled out of (pardon my French) ass, but I am reminded of it every week in my nap class… I mean Fashion Survey. This is the class where I travel to East Juhunga, to listen to people talk about how they currently work in fashion, but went to school to be a lawyer… The class is held on a Tuesday at 8 am, so we leave the dorms at 7 to make it there in time (I have explained this before). Due to the fact I am groggy and annoyed these glorious mornings, I have little tolerance for stupidity, and as a result am a sarcastic bitch- well more so than usual. People here (and by people I mean girls) annoy the hell out of me; honestly it’s time to make like a baby and head out this bitch.
Truth 2): So fashion school, girls- a lot of girls. I am basically living every straight man’s dream; hundreds of horny, testosterone deprived ladies. Being surrounded by this much estrogen 24/7 has the power to turn even a nun into a nympho. When a straight man walks into a room, it’s a free-for-all. We are animals, sexual predators.
I see myself as a mental nympho because my sexual fantasies and constant sexual thoughts are just that, thoughts. I don’t put them into action. Many of the conversations had by my roomie and me are how we need men- more frankly penis. The other night we were saying how enough is enough it’s time to get laid; we ranted how it seems sex just comes so easily (pun intended) for everyone but us. Its like: Boy meets girl. Boy, friend requests girl. Girl accepts. She creeps on his photos, he on hers, and BAM they have sex. I’d like to revise these statements because sex is emotional, it’s messy, and if it’s not with someone you can trust things can get ugly. I am not saying to wait for marriage, or to be in love. My advice would be to wait for the trust thing; someone that you like and who likes you back. Someone who you feel wouldn’t jeopardize your safety.
This mental nympho is going to keep fantasizing for now. I am content, doing my thing, enjoying male companionship. Sex will happen for me when it happens. There’s more to life than sex. You can quote me.
XoXo- Limardi<3
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