In the words of Niki Manaj “If I had a dick I would whip it out and piss on him”- Him being Tuesday mornings. Each Tuesday morning my roomie and I leave our dorms at the wee hour of 7 am to begin our journey to East Jahunga where our Fashion Survey class is. We go from East 96th to west 23rd- quite the trek. I have not slept a wince, and worked out for over 5 hours yesterday (yeah I have problems). When preparing myself for the day it didn’t occur to me that weather now a days is bi-polar, and just because it was 52 and gorgeous out yesterday doesn’t mean it will be anything like that on this fine morning.
We leave the warm comfort of the dorms, and once our skin hits that icy air I want to scream FML. It’s Like 32 and of course I am dressed like a prostitute. See through ripped tights (very Ke$ha-esk) little black shorts, Cowboy boots, and a ¾ sleeved jacket. We get on the train, and the near 30 minute commute gets under way. Once at the SVA building, seated in our prime corner back row seats, we begin the normal daily “we’re single” conversation, resulting in hysterical laughter. The clock strikes 8 am, and I begin to slip into my Fashion survey coma. The speaker’s voice becomes more distant, I shift to get cozy in my seat, and the words I try to write on my paper trail off the pre-printed lines.
I open my peepers to find a mass of people hurrying to exit, and totally dazed and confused, my roomie and I wipe the crusts out of our eyes and mouths, and follow the crowd. We honestly are like 5 for 5 in regards to snoozing in Fashion Survey. It’s ridiculous. We travel 30minutes to the west side to take a 50 minute nap, only to travel another 30 minutes to our next class… smh LIM.
Although Tuesdays are hell, today the tall men of NYC came out of hiding. It was like God prepared a banquet of men for my choosing…but that is the highlight of my day so far. Stay tuned.
XoXo-Limardi <3
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