The Evolution of the Couch Potato
Back in the day when man still communicated through a series of grunts, and gestures the name of the game was “Survival of the Fittest”:
Name: ARRRG
Occupation: Hunter Gatherer
Aspiration: Survive
A normal day consisted of running from predators, hunting for food, and finding refuge. Our trouble began the instant the neanderthalic man realized he could use tools (i.e the wheel) to make his life a little easier. Fast forward a few million years and look what happened; we have a generation full of couch potatoes using modern amenities to be lazy.
Evolution got us to this point; I think it’s time for a revolution… The Revolution of the “Treadmill Tomato!”
XoXo-Amanda Limardi
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