Let’s play a game called Word Association. I’ll give you a word, phrase, or name, and it is your job to shout out what immediately comes to your mind. Ready?
Two words: Pamela Anderson (GO)
If you said boobs then Congratulations, you’ve won!
Pamela has quite the rack; God bless her. I mean those ever-so-slow Baywatch running scenes…can you say ouch?
Titties, knockers, “The Girls”, boobies, hooters, melons; the list goes on. Breasts: some women have them, and some will to pay top dollar to get them. For all my fellow ladies in the Itty, Bitty, Titty, Committee It’s time to stop hating our “Petite Pals” for what they aren’t, and love them for what they are!
Cosmo Magazine came out with an article entitled The A-Cup Revolution, and they provided a few reasons why our A’s rock.
1) Our small breasts allow for a greater sense of pleasure because there is not much fat tissue to wade through in order to stimulate the glandular tissue.
2) During “self-inspections” a lump is easier to detect
3) There is less strain to the neck and back
4) Gravity is no match for our “Little Ladies”, unlike their buxom counterparts
I took it upon myself to compile my own list of why I think my non-existent boobs are awesome:
1) I can leave the house braless, without receiving discerning looks from passers-by
2) I don’t have to worry about looking trashy with over exposed cleavage
3) Most importantly my boobs don’t hinder my comfort while working out
With this all said tell me a few reasons you think your small breasts are great!
That’s all for now.
XoXo-ALimardi
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