College is: Leaving the gym at 1:19 am, seeing a clean pair of socks someone must have dropped out of their laundry basket, and seriously considering taking them because you’re running low…… In college. Shit gets real. So real that I did the thing you should never ever do. I shitted where I eat- I mean I ate where I shit.
It’s nearing the end of the semester and final projects are piling up, forcing the roomie and me to be gyming at all hours of the night. These late-night gym sessions then cut into our oh-so-important sleep schedules, calling for mid-day naps. I came home around 6 a few weeks ago, and my poor sleepy roomie was zonked out. I was starving; it was salad time but trying to open a salad bag quietly is an impossible feat. I gathered all the accoutrements needed for the perfect salad, and headed into the bathroom… yes I just said bathroom. I put my large bowl on top of the closed toilet, and prepared my dinner...
- That is probably a great way to get Escherichia coli (E coli), and if you bring this up in public, I will deny it at all costs. I WAS HUNGARY. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
XoXo-Limardi <3
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