I've gone back and forth whether or not to disclose to the public the length of my drought of the kissing sort (#AmandaLimardiProblems). After much delegation I said screw it! I really don't care who knows. People it has been over a year.... YES A YEAR. This is not okay what am I a nun? I might as well be, who goes a year without macking it with someone besides the socially awkward and the societal outcasts.... oh wait that sort of is me. Well enough is enough! I plan on going on a kissing frenzy. I should invest in some chap stick. I am at a new school - a school brimming with available men.
First on my to kiss list (yes I have compiled one) is a boy I have nicknamed "Jacob Black" because his resemblance to the sexy werewolf is uncanny. I would totally post a picture of him on here (because I have snuck shots of him) but if we do become an friends and he so happens to see this I would be go down as that creepy stalker girl and I don’t want that. I actually have mutual friends with this stud muffin and plan on being introduced in the near future. I have been seeing him everywhere at school. One day I was coming up the escalator and "BAM" there he was, nearly knocked the breath right out of my flat chest! If looking at someone extremely sexy could get you pregnant I 'd be carrying his child. Our eyes met and mine continued to gawk long after he pressed on to his next destination. I was headed in to the west building, him to the east. Since I have no friends, who did I text immediately to gush about the encounter? Wendy of course, our conversation went as follows:
Me: "Come up the elevator and who do I see? Jacob Black... it's destiny"
Wendy: "Now you need to introduce yourself!! Can't waste these opportunities"
Me: "I know!!!! We were headed in diff directions him the east building, me the west...like the sunset. How romantic"
Wendy: You are so cute"
I am cute sickeningly so! I am like a five year old; I mean I sleep with a pillow pet, and I’m 19 (I regret nothing). Come and get me boys…
Any who today, well tonight marks the turn around! Amanda Limardi is back on the prowl! First step: leave apartment other than to go to the gym and school. I am fully prepared to kiss a lot of frogs in order to find a prince charming, or at least a “man of the moment”!
